The holidays are over and it's back to work. That's right, friend, no more wasting time online! (Well, after you've read this, of course.)

PerezHilton
If you can get past the annoying ads, appreciate this celebrity blogger's totally trashy site, which adds graffiti to the pictures it features. Yesterday's included:

• A crown on Kate Middleton
• 'Bad Mom' on Lynne Spears
• 'Drink up!' on Amy Winehouse alongside the Quote of the Day: "Drinking long-term is a lot worse than doing heroin. Alcohol's a real poison." (as told to OK! Magazine)

With hourly (and sometimes quarter-hourly) updates, who could possibly be bored?

Holy Moly
Why on earth do we only read the Friday mail-out? Just look what yesterday brought!

• Will Smith Gives Out Scientology Gifts to Film Crew
• Uma Thurman's Alleged Stalker Wins Legal Victory
• Pamela Anderson Apparently Pregnant But Still Getting a Divorce

Celebitchy
A slightly classier source for what they call 'Stylish Celebrity Escapism'. Since we're fans of escapism, our fave headline from yesterday:

Is Katie Holmes Pregnant or Just Slouchy? (Update)

(The verdict is slouchy. But what about that business that Suri is L. Ron Hubbard's baby? So weird.)

TMZ
These LA gossip camera-toting gossip hounds (name based on the 'Thirty Mile Zone' around Hollywood) love busting celebs at their worst moments (remember Mel Gibson's tirade). Recent features include:

• Spade to Britney - They'd Kill Me For You
• Jailed Husband May Be Scared Straight by Amy
• Anthony Kedis' Red Tot Chili Pepper

OK, that's enough, people.

(See you next week? Same time, same place?)

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