Ms Robinson
Short Breaks
Resting Banker Girl Sleeps in Belgravia
Who are these miserable, stick figures in slut shoes? “They’re yummy mummies, apparently,” replied Resting Banker Girl. But they’re all scowling - or they would be if the Botox hadn’t stopped them.
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Restaurant Reviews
Hedgie Goes to Hoxton
Ms R can just remember when Hoxton was a place so feral you wouldn’t go there without an armed guide. Pop socks anyone? Of course, once the West London media contingent got excited about it - “Darling, I ventured to the other side today” - all that disappeared. more >>
Short Breaks
If Carlsberg Made Beautiful People…
Helena Christensen isn’t the only one; there are more where she came from. And the men are just as gorgeous. more >>
Restaurant Reviews
Resting Banking Girl Gets Merry in Mayfair
Just as one is forbidden to write London without putting the adjectives 'diverse and vibrant' in front of it, so it seems that British Food must be called 'great'. more >>
Food
Ms R Gets into the Kitchen
While the third wave feminists are trying to work out what it’s all about, Ms R would like to take this opportunity to say that here at R Towers, we enjoy the kitchen as much as the bedroom. more >>
Short Breaks
Hedgie Gets Playful at the Met
The Metropolitan Hotel found its place in hotel folklore when Boris Becker wandered into a broom cupboard and fathered a child. Unfortunately for him it wasn’t a broom, or it would have saved him a lot of money. more >>
Ms Robinson was once a copywriter who wrote award winning ads and had eight hour lunches. Weary of the sex, glamour and lavish parties, she switched to corporate communications where she held the hands of executives and banned them from writing this execrable sentence: "In this ever changing world, the only constant is change itself." These days she writes for an increasing variety of people and has ghostwritten several books but if she told you who for, she'd have to kill you. Click here to read her blog, 






